Okay so sports have come to my attention and how much I dislike them. I don't even like watching them! Unless it's a Blood Sport, that was a fantastic movie. I'm talking, I don't even care about any team, like ANY. Here are some commandments of sport.
1. Money
2. Every sport shall involve trampolines
3. Every sport shall involve fireworks and/or laser shows
4. Trucks, they all need monster trucks
5. Essence of sport shall not change
6. Only drug testing for drugs to kick out the sober ones
7. Needs a little Jack Nicholson
8. Feral dogs roaming court
9. Some sort of rocket propulsion
- which part the rocket is attached to depends on sport (maybe feet or knees?)
10. Commitment
Those are just a few things (improvements if you will) that need to be implemented (especially for Toronto because they just suck).
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