David Ward, also known as David Wardulon, is a man of many talents. Many people have had their faces melted off during one of his many keytar solos. The way his fingers dance nimbly across the keys reminds one of a gazelle on the African plains. David’s artistic talents do not stop with the ivory and ebony, he also draws quite fantastically. The ladies frequent his Facebook profile if only to get a glimpse of his oil portraits and luxurious golden mane. Wardulon uses only the finest in hair products and accessories to keep up his Fabioesque image that the ladies have come to love.
Dr. Ward has oft been known to lose his temper on the arrogant. “This one time, I was driving down the road when, out of nowhere, a brick came sailing through the air and blew a hole in my engine block.” said one such arrogant victim. When asked why he did this David just grabbed a brick and nodded towards my engine block, eying it deviously. I had been warned.
All victimized engine blocks aside, David is a pretty solid guy. Not only this but he also plays a mean bass guitar.
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