Josh, who is this mysterious enigma of a man, well I sat down with him today and we shared a few choice words. As it turns out Josh is a complex man, he eats some things but not other things. Not only does he have a selective diet but also is on the volley ball team at Providence College and Seminary. His fellow teammates have given him the affectionate nickname Jumping Janice.
On the surface level this name seems almost an insult, but is really a very well thought out complement. He acquired this nickname after getting in touch with his feminine side during an art show gallery where he not only participated, but also won a gold medal in the “Paint Flowers” category. The second half of the name comes from his unique talent for jumping not only the highest but also the furthest.
Jumping Janice, I salute you but also have this warning for you do not jump to high, the sun burns.
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