There is a legend walking the humble halls of Bergen, the sound of his steps strike anticipation into the common partier’s heart and mind. Mark Jensen loves the party.
Not only does he love the party but also doughnut flavoured chips. It is unclear as to where he gets these chips from. Some say the elusive chips are from Saskatchewan, this is very unlikely as he has renounced his Saskatchewanianness and opted to be known as a Brooklynian in light of his newest muses. These include none other than the linguistic magicians commonly known as Dr.Dre and Tupac.
Mr.Jensen is very concerned about social well being; this is obvious in his constant concern for janitorial cleanliness. He can be often be found mopping rugs and vacuuming the fake plants. When confronted on this act of apparent insanity he rhymes a thought provoking argument about goats in relation to life.
Mark Jensen, we all know who he is, if you don’t you need to turn the party knob up till breaks off the great times amp.
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None spoke truer about the man behind the legend, mixmaster J.
I still find it hard to believe nature would allow such a being to exist
Mark Jensen is the proof that we are living in the best of all possible worlds. I cannot conceive of a world in which Mark Jensen exists as not being the best.
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