It has come to my attention that, despite having several entries, I have not written anything about myself. The blog-o-sphere knows nothing about me and as trust in any relationship requires knowledge of the other it seems appropriate I share my life story with the internet real quick.
I have always been a person of upstanding noble character and high physical prowess. Since I was a young child people often found me wrestling wild animals. Soon this became a danger to the animals health and several men from my village were assigned to hold me back whenever a feral badger or bear would be seen.
By the time I was eight wolves were extinct in Europe because of my devil-may-care attitude towards vicious animals. I hated those wolves and everything they stood for, also they killed everything I loved and held dear to my heart.
After my youthful exploits in Europe I made my way across the sea to Canada, with nothing but the back stroke.
Well I think that's all that needs to be said for now. Have a good day internet.
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