Friday, September 18, 2009

Gary Loves Ham

Because nothing of interest has happened to me, as of late, I started thinking about what would make my life more interesting. Well there is super powers, perhaps a different global location or maybe even if I ate something spicy and overripe. You put those things together and you get a great movie idea I'm pretty sure. Here is an example:

Main Character
a neat dude who eats ham alot
has super strength
lives in a jungle somewhere
name might be Gary Clark

Antagonist
a mad man who is against eating pig meat
is cunning
smells much like a pig
could go by the name of Franz Frankly

Premise
Gary eats his morning ham
Gary gets sick because someone maliciously unplugged his refrigerator
He knows exactly who did it, due to an equally maliciously written note of hate
This note was found on the refrigerator door, heinously taped there
Our protagonist finds out that everyone's favorite chilled foods have gone bad because of a similar fate
a livid Gary sets out to end this madness
along the way Gary might find others to help him with his cause
Gary ends up winning during a heated battle of yelling and brutal physical encounters

If I ate more perishable food items the content in this blog would be significantly improved.

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