Almost Markvalry

So I noticed that a fellow student from the school of party has started a blog (http://markimusmaximus.blogspot.com/). I do not consider this a rival blog....yet. Although he has not crossed the threshold into rival blog (blogvalry?) he is shaking hands with the cliff edge.

I warn you, he slanders. He sees blogs as a way to defame celebrities as well as compare my roommate with types of fossilized dinosaurs (what’s his deal?). Well Mr.Jensen, or should I say Mr.JenSON, if you were a dinosaur you would be the yellow bellied triceratops.

It is no secret that he is a part of my party entourage, I assure you this is merely out of human decency. Mark JenSON.... doesn’t be getting all up in ma grill!